| Broadcasts for Fall of 1906 in goofy |
Movement
>Broadcast message from [email protected] as Master in goofy:
>Turkey: Yeah! Destroy the evil Germans!
...er... HEY!!!!!
I thought I did the repentance thing already! What's this about evil
Germans???
....Of course, not that I disagree, just asking. :)
Turkey, I truly enjoyed that last move. Too bad about clyde... maybe
we should go to Edinburgh instead? Russia seems bent on inhabiting
all of the provinces of the board, and since s/he HASN'T been in Cly
and is ALREADY in Edi, we might be better popping in there. What do
you say?
Oh, and don't worry about me going eliminated quite just yet. If the
other players on the board are agreeable, I would like to set a record
as the first person to own 18 centers (a "victory" in standard) without
owning *any* of my home centers, and while posessing only a single fleet.
Sincerely,
> Broadcast message from Germany in goofy:
>
> >Broadcast message from [email protected] as Master in goofy:
>
> >Turkey: Yeah! Destroy the evil Germans!
>
>
> ...er... HEY!!!!!
>
> I thought I did the repentance thing already! What's this about evil
> Germans???
>
Ahem, of course. Hmm. Well. Make that "Yeah! Destroy that nice German army!"
Sounds ok?
Robert
>Broadcast message from [email protected] as Master in goofy:
>> Broadcast message from Germany in goofy:
>> >Broadcast message from [email protected] as Master in goofy:
>>
>> >Turkey: Yeah! Destroy the evil Germans!
>>
>>
>> ...er... HEY!!!!!
>>
>Ahem, of course. Hmm. Well. Make that "Yeah! Destroy that nice German army!"
>Sounds ok?
>
>Robert
Sounds absolutely beautiful... music to my gunwhales, so to speak.
Tell you what... I'll give you all my goofy points next season!
Sincerely,
> Broadcast message from France in goofy:
> ...
> I1 - Others have been rewarded for similar tactics
Damn! Thanks for the point and all, but I was hoping to score zero points
this turn. That would have been goofy!
MajorDomo
Onwards to Edinburgh!!!
McCrae
I'll take you up on that trip to Clyde. And no, I don't expect the
Russian to help out.
Northward Ho!
England, you have control of IRI.
Goofy points:
A: 1
E: 1
G: 2 Sob
F: 1
R: 1
T: 1
Turkey!!! Great move!! Squishing the German now that he's acheived his dream
and cannot rebuild is wonderful. Your full retreat contrasts nicely with
Russia's Manifest Destiny.
Russia!! Weird move!! Saving England from the Turkish invasion, after doing
your damnedest to occupy us yourself... we applaud your sudden selflessness.
And your fleets meeting concludes a successful long-term goof.
Austria! Very nice! The Three-Fleets Confusion was great, and made up for
your options being limited by others ignoring you.
Italy! Going down to the sea to meet the Austrians, then getting stood up!?
Frustrating, ain't it?
Germany. Too bad. Just ran out of "Goofy Movements for Two Violins"
France.
--The Silly English K-nnnn-ighit!
> England: It seems the most important thing for your moves is that
> no pattern should be detectable.
Hey! There was a detectable pattern. I cleared out Wales to ensure Russia's
Lon-Wal, and attempted to undefend Clyde and Lvp. If R is so clumsy he can't
rape a willing victim, well that's not my fault!
But this was even worse...
> Super Goof and the GM have decided to hold a trial.
> Accused: The Silly English Knight
> Accusation: Revealing Identity
> Judge: Super Goof
> Accusator: the GM
> Defender: none
> Sentence: No goofy points from the GM until 1908.
> Reasons: omitted because of obviousness
What! What!? What?? I haven't revealed myself!! I don't know what you're
talking about!! Email me quick!! Seriously!!
--The Silly English K-nnnn-ighit!
Hey Russia! Quick, support my fleet NAt-Nwg!! Goofus Maximus will be a German
with three dots and no units!!
--The Silly English K-nnnn-ighit!
austr!a: 3 gp: cute
england: 2 gp: help!ng russ!a tO cOnquer yOu
france : 1 gp: st!ll attack!ng yOurself
germany: 1 gp: yOu get the leftOver pO!nt
ObsOrvOr
> > Super Goof and the GM have decided to hold a trial.
> > Accused: The Silly English Knight
> > Accusation: Revealing Identity
> > Judge: Super Goof
> > Accusator: the GM
> > Defender: none
> > Sentence: No goofy points from the GM until 1908.
> > Reasons: omitted because of obviousness
>
> What! What!? What?? I haven't revealed myself!! I don't know what you're
> talking about!! Email me quick!! Seriously!!
Ahem. Super Goof hadn't eaten a super peanut lately and therefore
confused England and Italy. The Silly E.K. is relieved of all accusations.
MajorDomo is burdened with them (and the punishment going along with it)
instead.
Hugh!
Due to father duties I will be on vacation from tomorrow, tuesday,
March 15th, until sunday, March, 20th, *and* from wednesday, March, 23rd,
to sunday, March, 27th.
I won't disturb the game flow unless requested to do so. Don't forget
to vote!
Your friendly GM,
Robert
Leave out the move of one unit and look what happens. Geez, can't the
Judge read my mind :-)
Yes, I know, being late is not goofy. Nor is (accidently) revealing my
secret identity. Aside from the mandatory 50 lashes with a wet noodle, do
I also get negative goofy points?
MajorDomo
Retreats
Last one in with a move, first one out with goofy points!
A: 1 Even Piedmont doesn't want you
E: 1 Will LVP ever get out of jolly ol' England?
F: 2 Ok, fairly clever
G: 2 Gulp! First one dead.
R: 0 Still don't see your plan, big guy.
T: 1 Exchange with Austria ... not quite!
MajorDomo
france : 1 gp : cute suppOrts fOr a tun
!taly : 2 gp : fOr tak!ng a supply frOm russ!a and bOunc!ng h!m Out Of anOther
england: 1 gp : fOr fOrgett!ng tO blOck the german retreats
and germany, the Other three pO!nts are yOurs !f yOu d!sband yOur fleet!!!
ObsOrvOr
England: HEY! Tha's not nice! 2 points.
France: Heh. Anyone who proxies units to Russia is definitely goofy.
You get my vote... 2 points.
Russia: I am becoming more and more amused with your "Around the World
in 80 Days" campaign, whether or not that is what you are
specifically intending. I still think your plan is to occupy
every board space in turn...(?) 2 points, anyways.
Turkey: I tried!! Well, I can't help it if England and Russia are
spoilsports. 1 point for trying along with me...
>The following units were dislodged:
>[...]
>The German Fleet in the Norwegian Sea can retreat to Barents Sea or North Sea
>or Clyde.
For those of you who think that it would be un-goofy for me to retreat the
merciless (former-)master-hunting dinghy Robertjack, and instead want me
to disband it: I agree that Germany with three dots and no units would be
goofy, but I still maintain that it will be much goofier once I have even
*more* dots... I am hoping for at least a 9-center victory. :) THEN I will
be happy to disband the fleet... indeed, I would very much appreciate it.
Sincerely,
The results of the Turkish consulting ministers:
Austria: 1
England: 0 (for denying me the opportunity to see part of my ancestry)
France: 1
Germany: 3
Italy: 2
Russia: 0 (see England)
No comment:
England 1
Turkey 0
Germany 1
Italy 1
Austria 3
France 1
Adjustments
Goofy votes:
A - E 0 F 1 G 2 I 1 R 2 T 1
I'd better get out of Russia's way!
Admiral Von Trapp, Commander, Austrian Navy
England, shame on you this time. I told you what to do, and Italy was
kind enough to cooperate. You could have achieved goofus maximus.
Russia: 3 points, long overdue...will you survive long enough to
complete your trip?
Germany: Austria: Italy: Turkey: 1 point each
My votes for f06
England: 2, for the attack on NWG
Russia: 3 - 1.5 for the attack on NWG, and 1.5 for squishing Naf
Turkey: 1, for completely inconsequential moves
Italy: 1, for dropping Rumania.
Revresbo.
Ah (he says cryptically) at last I have enough units. Now to get into
position and play "head smash".
MajorDomo
Broadcast message from Observer in goofy:
My votes for f06
England: 2, for the attack on NWG
Russia: 3 - 1.5 for the attack on NWG, and 1.5 for squishing Naf
Turkey: 1, for completely inconsequential moves
Italy: 1, for dropping Rumania.
Revresbo.
I don't know who you think you are, Revresbo(if that REALLY is
your name), but what have you done with our beloved ObsOrvOr!
Major Batt Guano
p.s. You'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola company for this.
sine-off
> You'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola company for this.
"You'd better not try any preversions in there."
...also...
"Yes, Uri, it's *good* to be fine."
Long live Peter Sellers.
ps - Russia's REAL plan is to contaminate our precious bodily fluids.
Ever see a commie drink water? See... there's your proof!
-- all quotes above are meant in a sense of irony and do not reflect th --
MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!
> what have yOu dOne w!th Our belOved ObsOrvOr!
aw... ! d!dn't knOw yOu cared... :)
dOn't wOrry abOut me... !'m Okay... the rOpes aren't tOO t!ght at all,
and revresbO Occas!Onally takes the gag Off Of my mOuth sO ! can dr!nk
peps!.
ObsOrvOr
Gentlemen, we must not allow there to be a mine-shaft gap!
Now that I have you under my control, ObsOrvOr, let me tell you my
evil plan. I will turn you into scrambled eggs, and force you to drink
fluoridated water, and stuff you into a wine bottle. Then, I will have
your votes, and my own, and will be able to vote myself Goofus
Extraordinarius.
Revresbo the Magnificenter
The only problem with your plan, Revresbo, is that neither your nor the
ObservOr's votes count.
So there. Brrrrt!
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