| Broadcasts for Spring of 1910 in goofy |
Movement
Munchen vote:
G:3 A:3 (for both risky being OUT| hard luck Austria)
F:1 (interesting + pointless = goofy)
boo hoo hoo...
Now you are all morally obliged to proxy me your units...what can be
more goofy than proxying to an eliminated power?
Goofy ratings for Fall 1909...
England: Damn, I crossed up my various 'nor's. I guess I have too many
nor's--anyone want one?
Austria: Nice try, one final valiant point.
France: Geez, why screw up an otherwise wonderful turn? I would have let
Italy into my capital, and you would have gotten the Beatles at no charge.
Leapfrog to Greece was a good idea, though.
Germany: Thanks mucho, but there wasn't much goofy you could do this time
(Clyde goofier?).
Italy: Sorry it didn't quite work, would have been a minor coup. But
you're still dot-grabbing, compadre. Knock it off.
Russia: Bailing out on *both* fleets before they've completed their
rounds? I'm so sorry--you should have asked for a center!
--The Silly English K-nnnn-ighit!
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Must be some kind of new record for a turn involving nine potential
adjustments! If we exchange enough centers to require 34 adjustments, could
we get the Winter a full day ahead of the Fall?? Warpspeed, indeed!
Geez, why not? Tell you to go ahead and then screw you up. Or maybe that's
not goofy after all. Actually I didn't think I was going to bounce you in
BEL, must have screwed up somehow.
GPs:
A: 2 And we always thought Germany would be the first to go. I'll do a
sympathy proxy for you.
E: 1 Well, maybe I'll also let England have fun again.
G: 1 Somewhat gutsy leaving your only center.
I: 0 Too far, too fast.
R: 2 Blub, blub, blub.
T: 1 Why not?
MajorDomo
Goofy votes for Fall 1909:
E 2
F 2
G 2
R 1
Sob...
Whoever proxies me the most units will get all my goofy points.
Whoever proxies me the most units will get all my goofy points.
A tad unfair, donchathink? Italy can easily win this hands down.
>A tad unfair, donchathink? Italy can easily win this hands down.
Hands up all those who think Italy will abandon the quest for 18
centers and proxy all their units to Austria.
Austria, you have my units. Use them well.
Down is up! Less is more! War is Peace!
A: 3 R: 3
...and for sheer guts,
I: 1
Sincerely,
Heh, heh, should I really proxy ALL my forces to Austria?
*cackle*
Goofy votes:
A 2 E 1 F 2 G 1 I - R 1 T 0
Derffie
p.s. If only you could see my phased orders!
Votes for Fall 1909
A: 3
E: 1
F: 1
G: 1
I: 0
R: 1
McCrae