Message from Italy to all but Germany and Observer in 'spyvsspy':
| Italy: | Death to the French! | |
|---|---|---|
| France: | Death to the Italians - but keep it honest! | |
| Turkey (whisper to Austria): | You're safe with me. | |
| England (whisper to Russia and France): | You're safe with me. | |
| Germany: | rance and Russia are idiots! | |
| Somebody: | Let's take a break and get rid of Germany so we don't have to read his mail. | |
| Germany: | This is a British plot to rule the world! You're all idiots! | |
| Turkey (whisper to Russia): | Come to the dark side - I am your father, Nikolai. Together we can rule the world. | |
| Austria: | What the hell happened? | |
| Turkey: | What Austrian alliance? | |
| Italy: | What the hell - I could use some growth. (stab): | |
| Austria: | At least Italy remained faithful. ACK! (thud): | |
| Germany: | Austria's an idiot! | |
| England: | Why the hell isn't he dead yet? | |
| Turkey (whisper to Italy): | You're safe with me. | |
| Turkey (whisper to France): | Join me, and we shall rule the universe together as father and son. | |
| Italy: | What the hell happened? | |
| France (whisper to Turkey): | Okay, but let me get to Tunis instead of England. | |
| Turkey (whisper to France): | Umm, okay. Wait! Umm, no! That would be wrong! | |
| Italy (whisper to France): | Okay, you got me - but I'd rather
you got my centers instead of Turkey. Here. ACK! (thud): | |
| Germany: | Italy's an idiot! ACK! (thud): | |
| Russia (whisper to everybody except Germany): | What a jerk! I can't believe I let him live so long. | |
| Turkey: | Can we stop antagonizing Germany? We're just going to provoke him into another long rant. | |
| Germany: | What are you talking about? I have rights! Rant... | |
| Italy (public to Turkey): | Umm, nobody was talking to Germany until you jumped into this, and who are you to criticize his ranting, anyway? | |
| Germany: | I resent that! Rant... | |
| England: | Here's a candy bar for you, go away little boy. | |
| Germany: | How dare you! I deserve a medal for not taking my toys and going home when I started to lose. Rant... | |
| Austria: | Yeah, whatever. I guess we all deserve a treat for sticking around. | |
| Germany: | Austria's an idiot! | |
| England: | Would you all just shut up? | |
| Turkey (whisper to France and Russia): | You're safe with me! | |
| Somebody (whisper): | Let's team up on France. | |
| Somebody (whisper): | Let's team up on Turkey. | |
| Germany: | You're all idiots! England's trying to take over the world! | |
| France: | What Holland treaty? | |
| Turkey: | What Balkans treaty? | |
| End, Act I
Act II - Coming Soon (But alas, Act II was never written, as far as I know) | ||
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